What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL
You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!
by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018
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Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left
by brytor March 17, 2021
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vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
by Mathgod69-420 February 22, 2024
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Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.
by BK15 July 30, 2021
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