cunt hairs 

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

cunt hairs by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

cunt hairs 

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

cunt hairs by Jake February 20, 2004

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin 

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

pulling your cunt hairs 

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

pulling your cunt hairs by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012

vacuuming up cunt hairs 

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

vacuuming up cunt hairs by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Hairy Cunt 

A Cunt that is hairy.

Example 1:
Guy: Show me your cunt!
Woman: Okay
Guy: Wtf... its hairy

Example 2:
FUCK... leb chicks are hairy cunts.

Hairy Cunt by nednerb November 18, 2006

Ginger haired cunt 

All ginger haired people.

You're such a ginger haired cunt.

Ginger haired cunt by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018