Cumbrella

False eye lashes in ungodly size so to protect your retinas from getting cum in them when he pulls out and gives her a dirty raccoon.

I purchased a set of five cumbrellas so that I could keep the semen from getting in my eyes.

by #WeirdAssDude March 23, 2025

Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024