Cumdrip

After a guy ejaculated and wipes off his dick. He stand up a few minutes later and
a glob of come falls out of his dick.

The woman said, "you just had a cumdrip on
my new rug". He replies: if you knew how to suck cock and swallow, it wouldn't be an issue.

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

Cumeriod

The red sticky period mix that is made when having sex with a women that is on her period.

Gross.. There is cumeriod all over the bedsheets..

by chris_myster June 7, 2009

Cumbrian Taxi Driver

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.

Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!

by Levitus June 19, 2010

Cubaricanese

A person of mixed nationality, specifically Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Chinese. Usually of a darker complexion with a beige tint to the skin and slightly smaller and/or slanted eyes.

Can also describe someone of Puerto Rican or Cuban nationality with an obsession with Chinese culture.

Brian is so Cubaricanese. His dad is Chinese, and his mother is Puerto Rican and Cuban.

Dave weirds me out with his obsession with Chinese symbols. He is so Cubanricanese.

by ezbik February 20, 2009

Cumdrizzle

A person who pre ejaculates

It’s been hard because I’ve had the case of cumdrizzle

by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022

dickquila cumrise

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

by 1337157 January 9, 2015

cumnaria

A state of incredible horniness which results in the ejaculation of a male in his pants.

As Steven felt his loins seize, he realized that a wave of cumnaria was overwhelming him.

by Joe Klein November 23, 2006