Cruz

Usually a Mexican boy with the sexiest and most MILF like mother.

Me and my friends all gathered up to meet with Cruz, our friend, to have a party with his mother. *Insert lipbite*

by battweryac1d January 20, 2022

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

"Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer"

by Iloveyoutravisihopeyoufindthis June 18, 2016

Ted Cruz

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life

Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.

by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 1, 2017

juan cruz

He is a very funny person, beautiful, talented and also has a big ass and a huge cock

look there comes juan cruz let's ask him for a picture - How beautiful that is Juan Cruz looked at him for hours

by Jx2001 February 26, 2018

Ted Cruz

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021

Cruzmas

A jerk. This person will backstab you. They will become your friend and betray you later. They will make you want to die. Another word for them is bitchmas, because that's what they are, a bitch :)

"Oh my god, is that person Cruzmas?"

"Yes. Yes it is. They're a jerk."

by Mini-Crushies June 18, 2018

A Cruz

when multiple things dont make sense at all and you just walk out the door calmly like a bauss.

guy 1: dude, Armando did A Cruz in geometry class!
guy 2: wut?
guy 1: yeah, he just packed his things and left the classroom
guy 2: wow, he is such a badass

by LeGato2555 September 6, 2012