crunchy

it means terrible.

man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.

by tartycar February 7, 2009

crunchy

One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.

"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"

by Matthew Santos December 14, 2008

Crunchy crunchy

Another term for sex

“Did you two end up having sex last night?”
“Yes, we crunchy crunchy”

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

Crunchy-crunchy

Sexual inter course

Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

Crunchied

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

by Frazzel November 7, 2011

crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.

Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.

by Edward August 16, 2003

crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009