bum crumbs

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.

Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

Crumm Bummin

When one person portrays qualities of a poor attitude and wants the last of anything and everything

He was crumm bummin for the last little bit in the bag of candy.

by BigClouds1607 November 30, 2019

crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!

by rodgerzzz November 16, 2006

crumbbum

A person with a rather crusty asshole

sam" why do you have such a crumbbum"
alexis"myob"

by alexis has large penus May 21, 2018