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choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.
"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012
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crocs

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006
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crocs

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012
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croosh

(n) Short form of "crucial," refers to anything that is particularly noteworthy or commendable; an object of high appeal
"I might disagree with the man on many counts, but you have to admit that Escalade is crooshin'"

"Dawg, quit hatin' on Republicans: tax cuts are so croosh, yo"
by D$ May 13, 2005
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choosin'

Originated in tha town 510 (Oakland, CA)
when someone is interested in someone and stares them down, tryin to make it obvious they want them.. someone that everyone wants and someone who stands out...( they attract hella groupies)
ridin my leather and wooood..chooosin!
- too short
by hYPHYnIGGA January 4, 2005
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I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.
Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)
by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021
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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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