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Crooming

Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.

Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023
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Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.
I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.
by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009
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Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.
Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.
by NorbertO October 5, 2012
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croogster

noun,

1. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee

"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"

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2. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

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3. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"

verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."

Origin of croogster - Croogster
"I have asked Dave to get our Logo designed from Croogster for our new business"
by Willis Shakespeare November 10, 2016
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Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.
Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts
by Henryc42 October 11, 2018
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hook or crook

I’m going to win by hook or crook.
by BigRodFrom93rd January 25, 2018
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half way crook

Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.
"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.
by iraqigangsta January 18, 2008
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