coldspring

A very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.
AKA the butthole of Texas. Full of crackheads and meth-labs. Tiny high school run by a spawn from hell.

"We gotta drive through Coldspring."
"oh no!"

by rubywpn January 26, 2006

CRLs

Charging Rhino Legs. Legs that are a thick as a rhinos'. Usually reserved for fat/overweight people.

"Damn, that bitch's got a set of CRLs!"

by lavandrix October 29, 2007

coldslaw

See 'Coldsore' and 'coleslaw'and 'herpes'. Slang for a juicy coldsore which looks like the unfortunate wearer has left some coleslaw on their lip.

1: "Excuse me, you have some coleslaw on your lip"
2: "oh no, that's just Dave, my coldsore"
1: "or coldslaw"
Both: "ha, ha, ha"

by Sam666 December 29, 2006

creds

Phone credit, i.e. money to make calls with.

Bob: "I'll get some creds, talk later"
Kyle: "See ya, balla"

by triedit December 27, 2009

caldswallop

the word hagrid uses to discrip how he-who-must-not-be-named cant die

"Caldswallop in my opion, i say he didnt have enough human left in him to die."

by ninjafortbuilder/harrypsaver February 6, 2010

Coldstalling

Any lazy or useless activity a sales person engages in that prevents them from picking up the phone and calling potential customers or clients.

Pam: Hey Brad, I've spent my entire morning getting Russell's prospect list together so he can spend the afternoon cold calling. Do you know where he is this morning?

Brad: Oh, he called in and claims he will be cold calling from home this morning.

Pam: Yeah, right. You mean he's "coldstalling", right?

by FishaDisha August 13, 2010

Coldsexaul

Where you love being cold a you get horny from it

geez its cold in here this is making me horny. I guess I'm coldsexaul

by FANTANMAN May 26, 2020