Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
by KimmyGibbler June 19, 2013
by n_u_m_l_o_k September 06, 2020
At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.
by ZaCH328070 April 04, 2019
In a Pokemon game, the opponent keeps getting critical hits. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge.
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX
by Corshark December 24, 2013
this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds
when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds
when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
by Druid Healz April 29, 2010
Similar to planking, except significantly less ghey (and Xzhibit doesn't seem to have any issues with it). Specifically, when one is caught and/or photographed sleeping on the job, particularly in the backstage area on the couch at UK Thursdays. However, it is also acceptable to refer to any sort of nap as a "taking a Crit".
by ill-legal? November 05, 2011