Cricket

1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.

Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?

Cricket by DJ Esca September 15, 2010

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A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.

Also see chode and boner

U r a cricket!
That guy has a cricket!

Cricket by Queeqwam November 22, 2003

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An annoying ass bug that looks fucking scary

Crickets are annoying

Cricket by Not a piece of crap December 29, 2020

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Line sticker queen. A Wallflower with the most amazing smile and the biggest heart of gold you will find contained in a human body. Witty, Intelligent, Loyal, Sexy, Competitive and Contemplative. Writer, Poet and story teller extraordinaire.

Person 1: OMG those stickers are hilarious!
Person 2: Yeah. It's Crickets most recent pack. I bought them for the entire room.

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penis that is shorter in length then it is in width that uncontrollably shoots cum (purple headed yogurt slinger)

God your such a cricket.
Oh man i have such a cricket.

cricket by queequm November 19, 2003

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a word used to disguise smoking weed with others. (eg. cricket = the act of smoking weed, an over = one sitting, a bat = one cone)

i batted four times in one over of cricket yesterday (i smoked four cones in one sitting yesterday)

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Worst wireless carrier to date. Don't waste your money, you will regret it when you see how bad the service is. Buy yourself something nice instead.

You got Cricket? Oh, I'm so sorry!

Cricket by saynotocricket July 7, 2010

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