up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

creepshot

A picture taken, generally of a woman, without her knowledge or consent. Creepshots are similar to upskirts, but are usually of the butts of women in yoga pants, or shots of women who happen to be showing a great amount of cleavage.

"Oh man, you gotta see this creepshot of this brunette walking down the street. Amazing ass."

by Archaevon August 13, 2012

creepshit

Most commonly used as a name for child molesters, Mexican men, stalkers, and other shady people. Short for creepy as shit.

That man is such a creepshit.

by You dont need to know August 21, 2006

Creepshield

The male friend that females at bars/clubs stand near and/or pretend to be romantically interested in for the sole purpose of keeping creepy male strangers from hitting on them.

Brian over there is being a quality creepshield for Liz. Ever since she started hanging all over him, no one has bothered her.

by BeeWess December 3, 2011

Creepship

People in a relationship that don't want others to find out

No one knew about Jackie & Rene's creepship til their friends caught them getting a hotel at 2 a.m.

by KB.com August 6, 2012

Shits Creek

When one male is sitting on the the thighs of another man, who is also on the toilet. They both synchronize their poops so that the male on top poops through the thighs of the male underneath into the creek.

Peter Jackson barged in on me while I was in the bathroom, and successfuly preformed a shits creek.

by Subpardickbag January 13, 2017