Crushing Turts

Doing awesome in life and or reaching your full potential in an activity

Also a way to pick up at the end of a night

"How was your day"
Crushing turts bruh like always 💪

"Hey Monica wanna go back to mine and crush a turt"

by Luq da turt chrusher May 22, 2023

Crushing Pussy

Pounding out the vag with no mercy. Turning the lips into raw ground beef. Destroying the fuckhole... VIOLENTLY!!! (making the pussy unusable for about a week/week-and-a-half). Or on a lesser note; making love to your girlfriend, wife, slide-off, side chick, etc. so good the night before, that she has to call out of work the next day.

Quite honestly my friend (or mate, or whatever), one must be crushing pussy AND make at least figures to gain respect in this country club (in a British accent).

by YessCubanB June 22, 2014

crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018

head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.

I felt better after head crushing that jerk.

by asbee October 17, 2010

lowkey crushin

When you secretly have a crush on someone and don't wanna tell anyone

I'm lowkey crushin on my friends brother but I'm scared to tell her😢

by ima_shygirl1023 December 20, 2015

Johnny Cashing

Johnny Cashing oneself is the act of wearing all black: black shoes, black slacks, black tie, black shirt, black coat.

John: You see Jake over there?
Max: The guy in all black? Yeah! He's Johnny Cashing tonight.

by Vaultsy April 27, 2011

Craphing

The act of crying and laughing at the exact same time, often resulting in near-hysteria

Kira and Kimberly always end up craphing in physics, especially when having to set up 75 dominoes in a row without knocking any over.

by dtennant October 25, 2011