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crackerneck

Crackerneck describe's white trash, red neck's and/or hillbillie's. A new derogatory term used to define the Caucasian men and women whom live in the Midwestern State's, Southern State's and the remote mountain location's of America. They brew their own illegal liquor, survive off of mountain dew and chewing tobacco and breed like rabbit's while never worrying about the condition of their property.
This is also the name of a road in the town of Trenton, located in the middle of nowhere in southern Illinois.
Look at all the trash in the front yard of those damn crackerneck's!

That crackerneck is ratchet!
Look at the ba-donk-a-donk on that crackerneck!

Never trust a crackerneck. He has a shotgun with him at all time's.

That crackerneck is a whole new kind of honky.
So, you live on Crackerneck Street? How many rusted car's are in your front yard and is there a toilet being used as a flower pot?
by Country Buggaboo July 17, 2014
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Crackdonald's

I'm too tired to cook; I'll just get some fries and a Big Crack from Crackdonald's.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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Crackne

Bobby Brown: Hey baby, wanna get in the tub and pop my crackne?

Whitney Housten: NOOOOOoooooOOOOoOOoooOOOoo pimples!
by Mother Fucker Extraordinaire February 16, 2009
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Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.
Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.
by Juice9610 January 15, 2010
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Crackbooking

It is when a person is addicted to facebook, has no conscious awareness of surroundings. being on facebook 24/7 always refreshing home page to see if things have change. instant chatting with the person in same room/house. also, checking farms, cities, western, frontier towns games constantly sending requests!!!
"Jenny has a crackbooking problem."

" She has been crackbooking on her iPhone for the last 4 hours."
by stallbuddie#2 January 26, 2012
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Crackbot

A person who trolls the internet looking for people, ideas, information or organizations to drag back to a forum they belong to so forum members can ridicule, cyber-bully, harass, defame or insult their target with distortions, falsehoods, or character assassination, and engage in other acts of malice.
There are a lot of crackbots on the James Randi Educational Foundation Forum who pretend to be experts on critical thinking skills when it is clear from what they post that most members do not know the first thing about critical thinking.

Julio spent two hours screaming in my ear about how stupid some physicist was when he saw an internet article about him filing a grant application for cold fusion research. Julio was just doing his usual crackbot routine. He knows nothing about physics.
by Exigent Mind December 9, 2012
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crackbo

Someone who is always cracking their knuckles.
Guy: *cracks knuckles*
Dude: Hey, you've been doing that all day, cut it out you crackbo.
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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