Crab Lord

An immensely powerful being, usually with extraordinary or superhuman abilities. Usually used to refer to someone who is very skilled in the use of computers, the internet, or a video game.

Man, Derrek is so good at Starcraft, he must be a Crab Lord!

Only a Crab Lord could pull off a move like that!

You may be good, but your no Crab Lord

by Jeff "The Loremaster" H. December 9, 2008

Chabelita

Chabelita is a cool person. She is humble but obviously wise. She is a kind of friend that will support you all the way but only she is not that showy. She is giving, loving and caring but she doesn't know that. She don't know how to react on compliments but she surely appreciates it.

Chabelita gives me present on birthday.
I told Chabelita how pretty she was and she only replied after an hour saying thank you.

by Yxel June 8, 2021

bro crab

A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.

Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).

Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.

Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.

Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.

...the guys bro crab...

Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!

by Miguel-DC May 17, 2010

crab people

1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people

by Eddy October 23, 2003

Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.

Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.

by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

reverse crabapple

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013