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courtesy sheet

A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.
Hey Lee, you can only fuck on my bed if you put down a courtesy sheet first.
by DJTrance December 9, 2008
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Courtesy Fries

Slang for free french fries. In the 'hood, when placing an order at a fast food restaurant, order something very inexpensive but then ask if you can have some "courtesy fries with that?" Chances are, you'll get a free order of fries.
"Lemme git a small Frosty....and.....uh....can I git some courtesy fries with that?"
by Homey de Plume June 19, 2019
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the courteeners

The Courteeners are an British band formed in Manchester, England in 2006 by Liam Fray (guitar/vocals), Michael Campbell (drums/backing vocals), Daniel Conan Moores (Guitar), and Mark Cuppello (bass). All four band members hail from the Middleton area of Greater Manchester, and have known each other since they were ten years old.

The band's debut single, "Cavorting" was released on August 6th 2007 by Loog Records. The single sold out immediately, with all available copies pre-ordered by their friends. A second single, "Acrylic" was released on October 22nd 2007 reaching number 44 in the UK Chart, the video also received considerable playtime on MTV2.

The band have often been compared, both in look and in attitude, to fellow Mancunian rock band Oasis. The band have played down these comparisons, saying although Oasis are their idols, they sound "nothing like Oasis musically".
You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC
Are you sure you couldn’t have found the time,
Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy
Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,
should have forgotten about people or things
Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings
- What Took You So Long- the Courteeners
by indiechick. September 29, 2008
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Courtesy wipe

It is when one wipe their ass for any number of reason...
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to.
Sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp ass to get rid of the sweaty butt crack.
A courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
One can also wipe their ass any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.
a persons inter thoughts: {Oh man, that is not feeling right better give myself a courtesy wipe.}

I am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.

Friend A: Oh dude you shit your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
Friend B: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.

I need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.
by glockman1727AK47 March 5, 2009
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Common Courtesy

Holding the door for someone behind you; Showing respect for the other person.
by captainrich99 June 4, 2015
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courtesan

A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting
The film "Dangerous Beauty" delves into the world of courtesans in renaissance Venice
by Starchild September 18, 2003
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courtesy laugh

When someone tells a really long story that really has no point to it at all and at the end you make a little chuckle, giggle, or laugh out of courtesy.
Friends mom: *insert long pointless story here*
You: *chuckle*
Friend: That was such a couresy laugh
by Lauren was here June 3, 2005
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