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Cold dog

Getting a uncooked hot dog from the fridge/freezer, put it inside of a condom and fucking yourself analy
“Since I’m home alone I might as well use a cold dog to fuck my ass
by SmegmaVonBoxMuncher February 10, 2026
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cold get down

She’s acting funny, she must have got back with her dude. “That’s a cold get down”.
by Jslang214 January 28, 2020
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cold yellow dope

Also known as "Cold Yeller Dope" is a slang term for beer in the Southern United States.

"Dope" itself is an outdated Southern slang word for a soft drink or soda.
"Hey Clyde, reach down in that cooler over there and toss me one of them Cold Yellow Dopes."
by Bathroom Reader March 30, 2020
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Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.
by RideBigPony August 2, 2024
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the cold powdered donut

When a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.
Hey man, you ever done the powdered donut?

No. What is it?

Well it’s when a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

That sounds sick!!!
by LordGurtothy January 14, 2019
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cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth
Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up
by Mmcminds January 9, 2016
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Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance
Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.
by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003
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