cougee

A male being pursued by a cougar (an older woman); similar construction to mentor-mentee and employer-employee.

"Mrs. Jenkins keeps hitting on Cory, that kid from the skate park. She's pretty hot, too. I wouldn't mind being her cougee."

by Terry McManus November 16, 2009

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couger chow

The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.

Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009

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conged

To quote or take out of context

Origin:
<Koam> that was out of congtext!
<Koam> context
<Koam> heh
<posix> c0ng3d!

<Koam> got some film developed, all the pictures turned out shitty
<Koam> I hate Blacks

the second line in this scenario would be congable

by Koam February 6, 2005

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Coughdrop

Adj. To Coughdrop
To spaz out, go crazy, let loose, reek havok upon. Usually used in a case when you are trying to get rid of someone or scare someone you don't like away.
This comes from a crazy girl at school whos nick name is "Coughdrop."

This really scary old guy came up, so I coughdroped until he went away.

This kid was totally coughdropping today

by Caitiln June 19, 2007

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Christmas Coughdrop

Very similar to the European Coughdrop but with some festive tweaks... a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys and has a wreath around his neck. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, nutmeg, cinnamon, pine needles etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude with a Santa hat on. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, dressed as a Christmas Elf, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Miso: Hey, lets get Nicole in for the Christmas Coughdrop.
Jordan: That's a great idea; I'll just put down my Eggnog and grab my pulleys
Miso: Perfect! We'll deck her halls.

by GSP_15 December 2, 2010

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