cottonfielder

(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.

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by CheeseNigha June 2, 2014

cottonheaded ninny-muggins

What Ninja called Dr. Lupo

Dr. Lupo is a cottonheaded ninny-muggins

by EmeraldRacer June 28, 2018

Cottonfarm-runaway

You can call a black man a cottonfarm-runaway.

A: Hey man, did you see that cottonfarm-runaway yesterday?
B: No, I didn't. It was dark.

by PunKama October 1, 2018

Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

Cottone Opinion

The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion

by Kizzy-master September 17, 2021

Cottongender

A person who is cottongender, is a person who has a strong connection to cotton.

“I love cotton! I like to make things with it! Sometimes, I want to BE cotton!”
“Dude, I think your cottongender!”

by Mommyfucker69 September 6, 2022

Cottonshroom

An OC made my @mmmsoup. Cottonshroom can make planets and create life and has made a planet with no rules or laws. He's a alien creature called a Destroyer. He also likes very bitter coffee and fucking loves sandwiches. he likes to write and draw to deal with his trauma, it helps him through hard times. He is a bit stubborn but is vary nice. His favorite songs are Red Moon by Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Baby Hotline by Jack Stauber, and Banana Man by Tally Hall. Finally, he is gay and a god.

person: Cottonshroom is silly. He's just a silly little guy :3

by mmmsoup July 27, 2025