When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad
by Yung Chobani March 9, 2016
Get the Nebraskan Corncobmug. An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
Get the two corncob outhousemug. "You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
by Emperor Zoltan the great December 16, 2008
Get the Carbon Footprint Corncobmug. While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick
“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”
by Metanarchy267 September 30, 2020
Get the Greasy corncobmug. The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023
Get the Corncob Surprisemug. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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by Legendarygal007 September 14, 2019
Get the corncobmug. A fat tiny little man who has a dick the size of a corncob, he has an extremely long neck and likes little girls
by Palantic October 30, 2020
Get the Corncobmug.