smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.

Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

Walking cornflake

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs

yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake

by WxL November 24, 2011

pink cornflake

when your fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum, pull out and bust your nuggety load on the bottom of her feet then throw a fist full of cornflakes at your man baby juice.

dude i just gave that slut reeeoqeeeueceehia the pink cornflake!!!!

by mcslope June 28, 2009

Cornflake

An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.

I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.

by SantaFeTrail-er June 13, 2018

cooncakes

A term made popular in Painesville, ohio. It slang for pussy. At first people thought cause of the word coon in it, it was racial but theres nothing racial about it just word.

Boy#1. I see you went home with that girl from the club last night what happend?

Boy#2. What do you think happend, I got some cooncakes from her.

by rupert s May 26, 2008