conjunctjuvate

a made up word that is used subtilely in conversation to sound smart. It is a gamble with the drawback of making you look stupid if it backfires.

Cop 1: we're going to need to conjunctuvate with the FBI to solve this case
cop 2:... what did you just say?
cop 1: what? conjunctjuvate? like to work in conjunction with.
cop 2: I don't think thats a word dude.
cop 1: yes it is...
cop 2: well I happen to have a dictionary in my car...
cop 1: uhm.. well i don't think that's necessary...
cop 2: ... dumbass

by Lord Damon Achuine May 9, 2009

bespite of (conjunction)

bespite of conj (blend of "because of" and "in spite of" - a condensed form of the expression "because of, or perhaps in spite of."

This work, when done and published, will be met with keen interest by scholars and general public alike, bespite of its controversial nature.


Bespite of the intensity of the debate, there has been considerable advancement in our understanding of this global trend.

Bespite of the expectation of Truman's impending loss, Democrats turned out, and by means of an "underdog effect" assured Truman's victory.

by Mikhail Epstein November 14, 2003

conjungtriate

(origin unknown, possibly influenced by alcohol). to be a member of a group of 3 people who continually take on each others characteristics

because me Mat and Tarro have been living together so long and spending so much time together, we have conjungtriated

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriatee:

a member of a conjungtriation group.

Me Mat and Tarro are the original conjungtriatees, who came up with this word after spending so many bored evenings together

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Conjunkula

To diddle madly with your junk ;) Or masterbate insanely

I'm gonna go conjunkula! I like to conjunkula

by Nicole smexxxyyy May 28, 2011

Coount

A formal/nice way of referring to a cunt.

that coount didn't wash my dishes.

by cheba-renegade June 9, 2011

Coofun

The state of being cool and fun.

Dude, you shufflin' was so coofun. Not as much as your windmill that is true coofun.

by TGACOs' September 6, 2011