confetti

When a group of friends simultaneously text message a mutual friend. Often a particular subject of the text is agreed upon by the group. The group tells each other their particular text only after the multiple texts are sent.

I can't believe I got confettied last night...you guys!!!

by proscriptionist October 22, 2009

jail house confetti

A slang term for semen.

I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.

by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

coochie confetti

The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.

"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"

by fukifino April 12, 2009

conjection

when a conflict arises from two sources of information which should be the same, but are totally different.

a classic standoism
e,g "there is a bit of conjection between these books"

by trtemor21 August 9, 2006

consettia

Loyal, and beautiful yet moody and can quickly get bitchy.

She is so consettia I never know when to shit or git.

by TQUIMBY November 14, 2006

confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

by napalm3191 October 19, 2014

Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.

Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.

by Hex68 December 18, 2015