Conch

The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.

I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.

by Blipmeister December 17, 2009

Conch

The female equivalent of the male gooch; the skin between the vagina and the anus.

Your Momma loves it when I'm eating conch!

by Phat Lüke July 11, 2008

Conch

only a moron thinks its a pussy
its really a helmet!

Dude: im wearing a giant conch!

by Isaac-s friend May 14, 2003

Conched

When someone punches you in the crotch with a conch shell.

(Friend walks over and hits you in the crotch with a conch shell)
You've just been CONCHED!!

by EdmundBlackadder May 15, 2011

Conch Master

The Conch Master is the 2nd oldest living being next to the Magic Conch and carries out important duties from the Conch Spirit itself. The Conch Master is currently living among the humans on Earth as one of them, until the next universal mission occurs.

"The Conch Master is the one who created the big explosion that created our solar system! I shall sacrifice this baguette in honor of her."

by cmaster103 March 23, 2019

magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.

Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.

by Arthur October 17, 2004

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 28, 2018