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and now for something completely different

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
by NeNay July 18, 2005
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complainer

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008
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Complete Asshole

A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.
Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.
by Legitarius December 26, 2009
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yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed
When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."
by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019
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complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.
Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.
by Dongo April 9, 2006
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Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole
by rockin'blob November 17, 2014
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The Complete Hold

The skill of holding in all the smoke from a hit of weed. A mark of experience and/or natural skill. Also known as "zeroing"
"Yo man can you pull off The Complete Hold?"

"Not with the monster rips I'm pulling off this huge bong, but maybe if we roll up a joint ..."
by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009
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