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Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion
"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."
by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006
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covert bipartisan compliance

The phenomenon is where individuals from different political parties work together behind closed doors to achieve common goals.

This type of collaboration is often kept hidden from the public as it goes against the expectations of their respective constituencies who may view such cooperation as betrayal.

By working together in secret, politicians can avoid being seen as compromising their principles or party loyalty while still getting things done.

The result is an agreement or resolution that benefits both sides but is not openly acknowledged due to fears of backlash from voters.
Covert bipartisan compliance is a sneaky tactic used by American politicians to deceive the public.
by Type2GenomeManiac May 23, 2023
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Caramel Complexion

Mix between olive/tan skin tone and a rich brown skin tone. RnB group City High popularized the term with their hit single 'Caramel' in 2001.
Tyra Banks, Halle Berry and Beyonce Knowles all have that sexy Caramel Complexion!
by karen2k11 May 20, 2012
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Irreducible Complexity

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
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complexicated

forging together of a complex and complicated situation and/or person
Thinking of the example for this word was a very complexicated decision
by Adam and Lexi March 16, 2007
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complexifuckingtivey

Adding a complex logic of fuckery just because a person wants to add a design detail that wont even be apparent in the final result. This type measures pubic hairs to the nano-micron.
Thats going to add some complexifuckingtivey.
by K-Klonger October 16, 2014
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complexifier

Jeff Bezos's euphemism for the word penis.
I think the best euphemism for "penis" is complexifier. It does make things more confusing.
by Neech February 12, 2019
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