vocabulary communist

A person who tells you better, more complicated words you could have used in your previous sentence. Often a grammar nazi as well. Always annoying.

Person 1: "Dude, that was totally not needed!"

Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."

Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."

by EpcWffl April 29, 2013

damage communist

Someone in a video game who instead of focusing one person, dishes out their damage to a group of people.

STOP FOCUSING THE MINIONS AND HIT THE BOSS YOU DAMAGE COMMUNIST!

by albertobalsalm June 11, 2017

crommunism

The way of that 'crom' fans support the club 'Adelaide crom'. Crommunists believe their 'supported club' is the best in the AFL. They persist to believe that they are the best in the SANFL as well even though they have no history, est '2014'
go crom

Aidan: Oh look crom is better than Port
Jak: I'm sorry, go support crommunism somewhere else

by crommunism October 29, 2020

Cummunism

Public ownership of the means of baby production

Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction

by -Doops- May 31, 2021

twitter communist

Mainly white people who have never experienced living under communism, who read the basic definition of communism once and now see Stalin and Castro as their heroes. Also enjoy belittling others.

I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.

Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.

by DominoStyle March 12, 2017

communist supermarket

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.

This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket

by adirudi October 18, 2009

internet communist

A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.

Oh god, it's another internet communist.

by A Dickey? September 27, 2017