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YouTube Comments

Bullshit that will make you lose any faith you had left in humanity.
They can be less atrocious among some genres, however most of the comments section and YouTube in general is filled with cringeworthy tweens arguing about politics in broken English.

Not to mention those who are hungry for likes. We shall not speak of them.
And of course those who reply to month old threads.
Person one: "Heh cool vid man"
Person two: "they are nt a man u stupid idiot"
Person three: "This isn't even in the same thread, at least use the reply button."

YouTube Comments are a terrible byproduct of human existence.
by Some Dragon Freak August 8, 2017
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commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.
"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."
by Grant Moore June 14, 2008
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n00b112: omg ure a fucktard: Chimpanzee: Geez, maybe they didn't evolve from us after all, going by youtube comments
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Yahoo Comments

The comments that are found at the bottom of every article written by Yahoo Staff. In this section, you would expect to see feedback RELEVANT to the article that was intelligent and constructive. But like any comments section on any website these days, it is polluted by the usual suspects:

1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.

2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea

3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).

4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.

5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
Some typical examples of Yahoo Comments:

1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.

2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.

3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.

4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!

5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
by WackyJack December 10, 2010
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The Comments Section

A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.
"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.
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commentversation

Noun: a conversation through coments on a social network such as facebook, twitter, or myspace.

Verb form: Commentverse
I was having an epic Commentversation on Facebook with this kid last night!
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YouTube Comments

The only place where a friendly comment can start a flamewar
Person: Ah, I would have to say this is one of the best videos I watched. 10/10
Other Person: FUCK YOU GO SUCK A CHODE KYS FAGGOT

Youtube Comments are just a worthless gutter of trolling and stupidity.
by SilverishGoldNova September 27, 2017
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