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No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
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This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.
Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"
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1: Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.
2: Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.
3: Remember keep holy the game relese dates.
4: Honor thy PC and thy console.
5: Thou shalt not kill steal.
6: Thou shalt not frag...without gloating in the aftermath.
7: Thou shalt lose graciously; Thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
8: Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.
9: Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.
10: Thou shalt not cheat nor support the farming of gold.
11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's roket launcher; Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's epic mount, nor his video card, nor his high score.
12: Know thy group function; Thy DPS shalt avoid aggro, thy tank shalt not attempt to DPS, thy mage shalt not forget mana potions, and thy healer shalt not go AFK without notifying thy group.
2: Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.
3: Remember keep holy the game relese dates.
4: Honor thy PC and thy console.
5: Thou shalt not kill steal.
6: Thou shalt not frag...without gloating in the aftermath.
7: Thou shalt lose graciously; Thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
8: Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.
9: Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.
10: Thou shalt not cheat nor support the farming of gold.
11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's roket launcher; Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's epic mount, nor his video card, nor his high score.
12: Know thy group function; Thy DPS shalt avoid aggro, thy tank shalt not attempt to DPS, thy mage shalt not forget mana potions, and thy healer shalt not go AFK without notifying thy group.
by TheHanyou April 11, 2010
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Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol
Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Thou shalt honor your father and mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet
The Eleventh Commandment (the most important one)
Thou shalt not get caught.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol
Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Thou shalt honor your father and mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet
The Eleventh Commandment (the most important one)
Thou shalt not get caught.
by George McBob August 31, 2009
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by ComancheSamurai April 10, 2011
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"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
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