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comfartable

- to be in a comfortable position to break wind
- to find a position which relieves gastro-intestinal discomfort caused by trapped wind
- the act of relieving such discomfort by breaking wind
Conor was suffering a bad case of wind. He had to get comfartable before he continued his meal.
Nita made herself comfartable, and relieved the pressure of wind in her gut.
comfartable by kelvinsdrift October 21, 2010
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Slow Comfortable Screw 

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.
Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

comfortable shoes 

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke
Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.

comfortably numb 

What happens when you go into a spiratual or sexual moment, and the fealing after. It feels like you are floating, and nothing is hot or cold. You forget what is going on, and nothing madders (like being high)
I became Comfortably Numb after my girlfriend left after we made out for 3 hours.
comfortably numb by DocterJ April 8, 2006

comfortable name 

The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.
Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
comfortable name by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021

Cumfortable 

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.
Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"
Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Comffortable 

This word can describe something which is comfortable and affordable at the same time.
"This piece of clothing is comffortable!"
Comffortable by bou0016 February 12, 2017