Collingwood

The worst AFL team. They say they are good but the really are not. Their supporters never go to the dentist and are badly dressed. They need help.

That Collingwood supporter needs to go to the dentist.

by Steven L**** May 7, 2017

Collingwoods

Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.

"Jeez, he's shown a lot of guts out there today - that guy must have massive Collingwoods"

by Bladesmax February 4, 2009

collingwood

best ever team in the afl

dale thomas plays for collingwood so he is good

by webbman456 March 4, 2009

Collingwood

A very small town where everybody knows everyone. You can find your classic shit high school, CCI. Fighting in the parking lots, the pit and vaping in the long ass subway line. Look out for the Cwood guys in there white airforces and designer belts smoking weed and getting sauced on the weekends. Collingwood’s party life is as dry as your grandmothers coochie but you’ll always find the Cwood chicks getting white girl wasted, pulling trig and falling all over the place. So good luck finding a party that isn’t outside and with a good speaker. Where would everyone go without the pier, drifting in the gravel is the go to for every hick and teen with the car daddy bought them. Welcome to Collingwood and try not to OD on firebars.

Collingwood

Yo did you hear about the fight at subway?

Let me hit the juul

Let’s go to the pier!

I got next game of pong

by CWM42069 August 3, 2019

Collingwood

A weak pack of cunts with no coaching backup

Classic Collingwood

by Fosters September 21, 2019

Collingwood fan

Collingwood supporters with no teeth and imbred parents

The collingwood fans shit them self as the lost a 30 point lead and lost in the grandfinale.

by Big balled billy September 6, 2019

Collingwood Magpies

The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!

Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!

by Crispy96 October 24, 2012