A hockey loving popular athlete. Probably plays every school sport. Has a hot older brother. Really fucking fast. A big follower, doesn’t go against the crowd. Underneath all of his layers, we know he’s just a big softie. Has a huge heart.. but he’s a player. Has a huge snap score cause of all those girls hitting him up. Has quite a few female friends. Probably hates the math teacher. Is usually chill, but when he’s pissed.. he’s PISSED.
Cohen: yah you’re a really good friend
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!
Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!
Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit
by Elasticgirl666 June 6, 2019
Get the Cohenmug. by Mango Pod 420 69 May 20, 2019
Get the Cohenmug. 1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
Don't be such a cohen!
by Yvan-r November 30, 2006
Get the Cohenmug. by Boonke gang shit March 21, 2018
Get the Cohenmug. An officer that is very nice and he loves to work in the yvdz base camp but he is leaving and we are sad because we are losing our strongest member of the yvdzvengers.
by Chickeycha August 24, 2023
Get the Or Cohenmug. To bring in an obviously corrupt official or one of their cronies, and shake them until all of the obvious corruption oozes out.
by Blackberryjimjams August 27, 2018
Get the Cohenmug. (noun) A person who is trusting of anything he reads on the internet, especially if he wants it to be true.
Hipster One: Can you believe Tristan thought all of Tucker Max's stories were true?
Hipster Two: I know! What a Cohen.
Hipster Two: I know! What a Cohen.
by fanofyancy March 29, 2010
Get the Cohenmug.