Coffin Bass

Instrument invented and played by Kim Nekroman, of Nekromantix, a phycobilly band from Copenhagen, Denmark.

Coffin Bass is cool.

by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004

coffin bopper

A 13 year old try-hard goth mostly found in malls and wearing way too much black

Milly is such a coffin bopper

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

Coffin Joe

The drummer in British Garage-Rock band, The Horrors. He also happens to be very beautiful.

Wow! There's Coffin Joe, from The Horrors!

by Rexyy November 5, 2008

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Coffin Skate

A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate

Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.

by Dank Twickshlotter December 13, 2016

Coffin Dodgers

Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.

Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.

by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009

coffin chaser

A person who befriends or assists an elderly person purely because they want to be included in that person's will.

That coffin chaser was helping old Harry with his shopping every day until she found out he was broke.

by Bobo Bonobo August 28, 2016