Coffee

A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!

Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.

by coffee-grinder October 9, 2010

Coffeeful

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013

Coffee

The black juice that keeps mankind running.

Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.

by Fetxch March 16, 2020

coffee

mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice

i need my morning coffee or i will set something on fire

by qqqqqueer November 2, 2018

coffee

a person who is coughed upon

by linda February 9, 2002

Coffee

Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!

Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!

by Splek February 16, 2009

Coffee

A sacred substance used to awaken half of the U.S. population, especially before one must leave to go to his or her job in the morning. Some do not properly function until they have had their coffee in the a.m. hours of the day.

Gomer: Hey Earl, how you doin?
Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet.
Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.

by Beat Master Skizzy Wizzy June 12, 2010