cowabunga

chinese for i'm so confused right it's not even funny. you can use it at parties or religious meetings. you can even use it at you cousin's funeral. all the chinese men tell it to their doggies when they are going for walks. or when they go poopie in their pants. or this word can mean iLove you in arabic.

chinese men gather for a funeral.
chinese man 1: hey. what's up?
chinese man 2: COWABUNGA!
chinese man 1: shweeet.

by JAM; March 31, 2009

Cowabunga

The act of mounding cocaine on a (usually Columbian) woman's asshole, placing your face directly over said mound, and inhaling deeply through your nose as she farts. Subsequently, inducing a sense of euphoria that can only be expressed as Cowabunga!

"Hey, man how was it last night? Sounds like you two got pretty crazy.
"Yeah bro! Shit was off the hook! She gave me the Cowabunga!"
"Sick homie! You should go was your face though before we hit up the frat house"

by Mr. Tummy Styx November 21, 2018

cowabunga

Rock n' roll!

Are you ready to go?
Cowabunga dude, lets hit it!

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Bloody Cowabunga

The act of pulling out a females tampon and swingin it around in the air shouting "Bloody Cowabunga"

Charlie: Hey I heard Doug have his daughter a bloody cowabunga,
Tom: Yummy!

by Elijah ellis April 9, 2020

Cowabunga

A funny word for Endearment.

My dear Cowabunga

by DovahBear April 23, 2013

cowabunga

Cowabunga is a slang term of surprise. It is incorrectly credited as becoming part of the lexicon when it appeared in the Ninja Turtle movies in the early 1990s. In fact this word dates back to 1964 when it was first heard in the movie "Pajama Party".

cowabunga dude!

by mlknc May 5, 2013

Colunga

n. a gimp-shouldered freak resembling a cave man

n. a heap of simian fecal matter

v. to fuck up, utterly befoul, dishevel

Officer, I think that Colunga stole my bike!

Man, did you see the size of that pile of Colunga in the monkey exhibit?

I'm sorry; I really Colunga'd that project.

by deathbybuku April 12, 2013