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nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.
"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."
by sdfahsokfgln January 12, 2008
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coconuts

Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.
"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."
by Bigjohnson2110 February 11, 2006
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Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
by IanMalcom June 2, 2017
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cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.
I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.
by Spermzorr February 7, 2007
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coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought
The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.
by kam February 28, 2004
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coconuts song

The coconuts song is the bushmurry's national athem of their country perky coconuts island it has the exact same tune as the milkshake song. the coconuts song is not for the faint hearted.
"Oh my coconuts bring all the boys to the beach and their like bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours" " oh kelsis coconuts r biggest of them all and their like really really big damn right their really really big u could touch em but we'd have 2 charge" There are alot more verses to the song but you have to be a bushmurry to know the whole song.
by Courtney is cool May 29, 2004
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coconuts

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts
by horny bastard January 11, 2005
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