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Asian cock and balls 

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.
Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)
Asian cock and balls by CEO of sex September 17, 2019

Cocks n' Balls 

For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.
Cocks n' Balls by Franky Gustavson December 18, 2007

nice cock awesome balls 

Person 1: "What's up dude"
Persone 2: "Nice cock awesome balls"

cock-and-balls 

A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.

It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.

PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.

Scream is as loud as you can!
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!
cock-and-balls by Cherie June 6, 2003

Cock and Balls

When things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie
Raag: So we are not going to Disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
Kart: Freakin' cock and balls!!!
Cock and Balls by Mohyal82 July 3, 2012

cock and balls

A phrase that can be translated as the number "100"
Jennifer: Hey, what did you get on your exam?

Adam: Cock and balls!!

Jennifer: Great job!
cock and balls by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered
when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS