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Concrete Donkey

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First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.
EE-OOR!


Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.
Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.
by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009
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Concrete Dildo

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The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!
Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!
by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014
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A corporation dedicated to filling up Crystal Lake of Crystal Lake, IL with Concrete and calling it Concrete Lake. From there a NASCAR track will be built around the circumference and a trailer park will be erected within. The aproxomate ammunt of Concrete needed is 40 million dollars wich will be funded by several means.
Person A: Wanna go swimming in Crystal Lake.
Person B: Can't it's made of Concrete and is now called Concrete Lake. Produced by Concrete Lake Incorporated.
Person A: That ain't gonna stop me from trying
by dnsbomb101 July 31, 2022
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African Concrete

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Rarely used name for "black tar"
Man u got the african concrete?
Hell ya G! Its chillin in my car right now.
by [DT] April 13, 2009
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Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.
Yo momma is such a cockcheese.
by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003
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