cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.

P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.

cocaine or dildo by OpalLucy17 May 10, 2018

Cocaine College 

A school where kids do more coke then school work. Find your nearest coke dealer at the local college football practice. Coke is at every party in every bathroom but cut with more baby laxative then actual Amphetamine. One known cocaine college is The University of Alabama. Google Jimmy Johns story on ESPN.

Wow they do more coke then school work at that Cocaine College.

Cocaine College by The Dealer Jimmy Johns December 12, 2010

cocaine-laced smile 

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.

Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.

cocaine-laced smile by cokebrain September 11, 2012

Cocaine in the creases 

When one puts cocaine in the middle of pages in a book to hide it from someone

I keep my cocaine in the creases of my book

Cocaine in the creases by Broswank March 12, 2019

Red Dragon Cocaine 

1. When you and your buddies are doing coke off a stripper's ass, and the razor cuts the strippers ass, you are left with Red Dragon Cocaine.
2. Cocaine mixed w stripper blood.

Aaron: "Dude that party was too fucking awesome!"
Michael: "Yeah! After the strippers left, Jack decided to finish off the Red Dragon Cocaine.."

Red Dragon Cocaine by Old man Jenkins January 28, 2015

Cockatiel 

A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.

Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people

Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it

Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?

Cockatiel by Mals_tired.jpeg January 27, 2021

Cocaine Tongue 

When you’re using cocaine with friends and one partner, often a woman, becomes excessively chatty and ruins the session with absurd drivel.

Dude, never bring your girl to a session again. She gets cocaine tongue and can’t stop fucking talking about nothing.

Cocaine Tongue by Karl Spackler June 29, 2018