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CNN stoned

When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
by ThundrJaye June 16, 2017
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CNN Girl

a girl who looks fully developed but you can't tell how old she is so you don't know if you are being creepy or not. Derived from a cnn report on girls developing earlier
"That girl has rockin tits"
"I think she might be a cnn girl bro"
by DookyMcNuggs October 22, 2012
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CNN Watcher

A brainwashed sheep who virtue signals by posting the black square but supports exterminating the black weeds (abortion). A self righteous hypocrite who bans plastic straws and wears a mask but couldn’t give to shits about the 10 million people starving to death and is not only a prime candidate for the mark of the Beast because of their denial of God but they want to mandate deadly vaccines to everyone out of sheer ignorance to the fall of Babylon and the binary final resting places being Heaven or Hell.
Instead of saying the retards are running the school...the CNN watchers are running the school
by Sandyhook Shotcaller November 23, 2020
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CNN bois

After CNN called the boogaloo bois white supremacists, Facebook banned #boogaloobois. In response, they started making boogaloo memes and putting them under CNN hashtags.

Update: #cnnbois is now banned
A: I saw on the news that the boogaloo bois-
B: shhhh! They’re CNN bois now.
by graveyardqueen October 10, 2020
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CNN Student News

A branch of CNN run by host Carl Azuz, known for his popular puns, which explains to the youth what is happening in the world at the time. The episodes are normally ten minutes long.
Teacher: Alright, we're gonna be watching CNN Student News
Classroom: *relief, no work.*
by foolkidstupid33 February 15, 2017
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CNN 10

A stoopid thing Im forced to watch in school. its sucks ballsack
hi im carl azuz and welcome to fucking cnn 10
by A lover of onions February 11, 2022
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by Susan van brakpan December 3, 2020
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