Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.

I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!

by LaineyB October 19, 2009

Chulk

This person's original name is Charles, but he tends to get mad easily and turn into a Hulk. So the word Chulk is born, he has a habit of pulling two hockey sticks out of his pants and starts to chase you when he is mad. He will then poke you with a hockey stick when you are on the ground and forces you to say that your sorry.

Oh for fucks sake, this motherfucker turns into Chulk AGAIN..... It's the forth time this week!

by bosh282 June 21, 2023

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

caulk

1. to stop up and make tight against leakage (as a boat or its seams, the cracks in a window frame, or the joints of a pipe)

2. when a guy shoots his load and it runs down between a females breasts or ass crack.

Johnny had to caulk his windows for the winter.

James caulked his horny neigbor Amy's rack and ass.

by cardinal_fan October 19, 2004

Dirty Culkin

Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"

I wore the Dirty Culkin you gave me this morning all day at work.

by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009

caulked

Have sex and leave a white trail

He caulked that chick

by Mecajun September 27, 2013

Caulk

Caulk; A funny word that has the same pronunciation as the male genitalia, however instead of the off-putting, expected meaning, it is merely a form of plaster used for house and bathroom repair.

(note: Amazing for joking with friends! Example as follows;)

*Man one*: "Hey Non-disclosed friend, wanna see a picture of my caulk?"
*Man two*: "Hell no Equally non-disclosed friend! That is very disgusting and inappropriate!"
*Man one*: *shows picture of completely innocent repair tool known as "Caulk"*
*also Man one*: "See? This is my completely innocent repair tool known as 'Caulk'"
*Man two*: "Ha Ha Ha, This is very humorous. Thank you for showing me this example of great humor my good Non-disclosed friend"

by Caulk Man February 15, 2022