Clubbing your clam 

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"

Clubbing your clam by Um aranha do barriga March 14, 2013

finger clubbing 

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

finger clubbing by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

clubbing baby seals 

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

clubbing baby seals by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

clubbing 

Participating, individually or with a group, in the more active aspects of urban nightlife. Term encompasses both dancing and non-dancing participation, sexualized and non-sexualized, and usually refers to large, perception- or mood-altering venues. Suggests, but does not imply, the use of drugs or alcohol. Can be applied, though only loosely, to clubs in the suburbs.

I was macking on some random hottie and wishing they'd play anything Calderone; Jay was grinding to strobes in the main hall; Bess was reapplying the body glitter she'd rubbed off on everyone else, and Biff was gamely slamming Grey Goose with the DJ. It was another night clubbing.

clubbing by Mick J. September 2, 2003

clubbing 

A popular college pastime involving 2x4's and baby seals.

Those animal rights people are out of town this weekend, wanna go clubbing?

clubbing by Dakas August 31, 2003

clubbing 

n. Going to club meetings just for the food, then leaving immediately after, without staying for the main event.

Hey bro, want to go clubbing? I heard ASCE is serving Chipotle tonight!

clubbing by KolosoK January 26, 2011

clubbing baby seals 

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

clubbing baby seals by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009