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Clissy

Clissy and its obvious shorthand (verb and plural) cliss is a portmanteau of the words clitoris, classy, pussy, sissy; kiss and bliss. A feminine alternative to words like dick and cock.
Example 1: I hope the surgery makes others feel better but I actually like my clissy.

Example 2: My cliss is perfectly fine as is. There is nothing wrong with having one.
by The Heaven Sophia August 16, 2021
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sexy-clipse

When there is an extremely hot girl, and you are having a conversation with her but a tougher guy comes and then she pays less attention to you. Like how the earth cock blocks the moon in an eclipse.
Nerd: hey
Girl: hey how are you
Jock: HEY.
Girl: Hey
Nerd: I'm in a SEXY-CLIPSE
by Black Belt December 2, 2011
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battle of the classes

An extremely intense competition between all the grades in one high school. Events consist of an eating contest, scooter relays, tug of war, etc. The winner receives $2,500 for their class as well as extreme bragging rights.
Josh: You going to Battle of the Classes.
Sam: Duh- I love BOTC
by Rossgbell December 2, 2017
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classendary

Classendary is an adjective reserved to describe the most awesome, aweinspiring and fantastic things in every day life. The word classendary is derived from the English words, "classic" and "legendary" to form one word that sum up a feel of total euphoria and happiness in a moment.

Things that can be described as "classendary" include:
- Daniel Ferg
- Hitching a lift home with an Irish guy from a party the night before
- Trains
- Watching a person get harveyed
- An unusually comical event
- The name Dave

Somthing that is classendary usually lives for ever in the memories of those who christen it as classendary. Classendary is the highest rating of the Joss-o-meter.
Dave - "Do you remember that time when we clapped in Harvey's mum while singing, "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more?"

Me - "Yeah, it was classendary."
by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006
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Clissoring

A combination of the words "clitoris" and "scissoring". Commonly known as "Scissoring" or "Muff Buffing" An act performed by two females in which both parties interlock legs and "grind beans" until desired result is achieved.
"Nic could you pass the clissors?...I mean scissors!"
"Blake are you alright man? you seem weird..."
"Dude I just walked in on Mrs Ficsor and Ashleigh B clissoring in the photocopying room..."
by Penny Pretzel February 3, 2012
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I Got that shit on clipse

adj- to get something for cheap or way under price named for the Clipse mixtape series I Got It For Cheap!
DudeA: Damn them Dub zeros is cruical who much were they, $140?
DudeB: Naw man I got that shit on clipse! My friend mike boosted a bunch of them from Champs an they only $65 from him.
DudeA:$65 What that dude's number!!
DudeB:Can't tell you man.
DudeA:Thats find im With the BBB Better Buisness Burea and your ass is grass.
by Kristopher Washington March 30, 2007
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Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag

Hey you.
Me?
Yeah you, Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag
Yummyy
(:
by NikoleIsHawt(: February 23, 2009
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