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spin clinch

Sit and spin, but with a clinch
Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed
by Jakob dials October 15, 2019
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marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.
Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!
by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016
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marshawn clinch

The act of clinching a poop while running to the bathroom like Marshawn Lynch.
Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!
by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016
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Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.
Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”
by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025
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Clinch

A mosquito bitch her clinch and caused a nasty rash.
by queefquarf234 June 6, 2022
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Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.
by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024
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Clinch

The combination of clench and cinch;
Where a person does something amazing and has to clench there butt-hole, but makes the feat look effortless.
Adam clinched last night when he did a double back-flip.
We thought Katie was going to clinch it, but she did a face-plant instead.
by SpaceBase November 28, 2020
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