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clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017
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Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.
Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”
by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025
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Clinch

A mosquito bitch her clinch and caused a nasty rash.
by queefquarf234 June 6, 2022
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Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.
by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024
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Cold Clinch

Whe the woman your having sex with has Covid 19 and she coughs repeatedly....causing her vagina to clinch several times, until you cum.
Hey babe since you coughing I'm going to stop and get you some medicine...but before you take it can I get a COLD CLINCH..???
by Sick Em D August 21, 2022
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marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.
Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!
by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016
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spin clinch

Sit and spin, but with a clinch
Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed
by Jakob dials October 15, 2019
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