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chlamydial syphllaids

someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.

Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.

Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.

Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
by gregor wilson April 20, 2008
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sad claudia

It is generallyate at night when you are a sad Claudia. It's the feelings of lonleyness even if you are the happiest person. In the day a strong, smiley girl. At night you crumble. Laying on your bed in tears, even if you don't realise it. Everyone is a sad Claudia at one stage in their life.
I was up really late last boght listening to deep music, I realised I was turning into a sad Claudia.
by Ew.whybother February 20, 2017
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Claudia

A very beautiful girl with an amazing personality, you will never forget her. She has all the qualities a girl needs, perfection, very wild at bed, she is funny, caring, sweet, with an amazing body that will leave you drooling. Girlfriend material. Her boobs are perfect and so is her ass. Her eyes are gorgeous and so is her face.Everything about her is so perfectly perfect (: she is also a very good friend, very trustworthy. Keeps any secret that is told to her. You gotta love Claudia's no matter what ! Very unique, there is definitley no one like this girl. Trust me.
Did you see Claudia, i want her to be mine.
by Claudia's admirer May 27, 2011
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Claudia

An amazing, sexy, HOT, funny, nice, perfect girl who has the most beautiful eyes in the world.

Claudias make great girlfriends, especially if you just broke up with somebody else.
Dude, i saw claudia the other day, and i fell over just looking at her!
by Anonymous 302 January 2, 2009
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Claudia

Oh she's so beautiful she's must be Claudia
by trefferfroh June 27, 2017
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Claudia Black

Claudia Black an the award-winning actress who appeared in Pitch Black, Queen of the Damned, Farscape, Stargate: SG1, and other television sereis and films. Her fans often are part of CBOOL.
Claudia Black won a Saturn Award for her role in Farscape: the Peacekeeper Wars in 2005.
by whisky May 27, 2005
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Chlamydia

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005
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