by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004
Get the Jean Claude Van Damme mug.n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
Get the jean-claude van dam you fine mug.The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005
Get the claudio sanchez mug.As opposed to the name's actual meaning, Claudia's are so not lame, at all, whatsoever.
If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.
They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.
They are really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.
Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.
It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.
They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.
They are really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.
Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.
It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
by dtm1029 December 27, 2010
Get the Claudia mug.The most brilliant and beautiful lead singer of coheed and cambria. He has the most amazing voice, sweet personality, and gorgeous hair.
Girl1: did you see coheed and cambria last week?
Girl2: yes, and i almost died when i saw claudio sanchez play the double-necked guitar!!!!
Girl3: total f*cking orgasm when he played that solo behind his head...
Girl2: yes, and i almost died when i saw claudio sanchez play the double-necked guitar!!!!
Girl3: total f*cking orgasm when he played that solo behind his head...
by blufaerie August 2, 2006
Get the Claudio Sanchez mug.An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"
"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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