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Clarkson

I had a bit of a clarkson with the guy at the shop about the prices.
by Wordella73 March 29, 2015
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Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.
KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER
by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009
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kelly clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....
by Evster March 6, 2005
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Being a Clarkson

This is when a particular person with short stature has a chip on their shoulder and wants attention to compensate for their lack of competence, but naturally thinks they are better then everyone else. Generally just a pain in the ass for the general public to deal with.
He was being a clarkson the other day...
by renovatio-1 May 2, 2011
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Clarkson

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.

Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded
by DADDYLEGS90 February 14, 2022
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Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009
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Kelly Clarkson

A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.

Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
by dragon_reborn May 20, 2017
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