The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 16, 2009

Ciderrhea

Similar to a beeriod, a ciderrhea occurs after a night of fully fledged scrumpy sessioning which materialises in taking your ass for a piss.

Crikey mate, i went to the toilet and it resulted in a fully blown ciderrhea!
I thought I wet myself but then i saw the brown ciderrhea skidding my undies.

by thebaldinggremlin May 27, 2015

Crimson Cider

An Alcoholic beverage typically consumed during the fall season containing both apple cider and a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor of your choice. take a few power sips (Chug) down until the alcohol reaches the label then top that bitch off with some apple cider and boom there you have a Crimson Cider (AKA Bronze Cider, Jonny 40oz). Out tastes the infamous Brass Monkey according to many testers. This delicious drink originated in Western Pennsylvania.

The two ingredients for a "Crimson Cider" are
1) i.e hurricane, steel reserve, olde english, mickeys, colt 45
mixxxxxed with

2) Any Apple Cider NOT APPLE JUICE!!

by Collegedranker1213 November 9, 2012

apple cider chicken nugget

The ultimate game to get inducted into the cult of the Furia staff

'Come on Jay just 3 more hours till apple cider chicken nugget ends!'

by BreadCoven February 10, 2021

Dicken's Cider

What every female longs for. Say it quickly to understand what it truly means.

Hey buddy, you gonna give some Dicken's Cider real good tonight? She really wants some Dicken's Cider, you know!

by Mystic November 28, 2003

shoe-cide

The act of throwing a shoe at someone out of disgust.

Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al Zeidi threw shoes at George Bush at a press conference, simultaneously committing almost certain shoe-cide and becoming hero and inspiration for millions.

by Pointer of the Obvious April 18, 2009