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Wumpy and Chumpy

DEFINITIONS:

1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.

2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."

3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."

4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.

5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
EXAMPLES:

1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."

2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"

3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
by Hayato July 30, 2011
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we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
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lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy
woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy
by Good old spanner November 11, 2022
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Chimpy Toes

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...
Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...
by MoreBeer November 27, 2020
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chump pump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
by athena2013 November 17, 2013
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Choppy Chimpy

The trope within film or TV where, in one scene, a character undergoes a traumatic occurrence, but shortly after, said character is acting unaffected. i.e., smiling, laughing or flirting.
Carol just found out her daughter was a zombie and then watched her get killed by Rick, but now she’s flirting with Darryl one episode later? That’s a Choppy Chimpy.
by RatedNforNick March 6, 2022
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chumpsketball

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group
I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!
by kmfrayed April 18, 2012
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